RIO = NO, SO??

Can’t say I’m losing any sleep over Rio Ferdinand missing the tournament. Fair enough, he was once a decent centre half, but those days are sadly gone. He had no real action the last season and what we saw of him in the last two warm up games only makes me think that for once, Emile Heskey actually did us all a favour and forced Capello’s hand. So good riddance really. The only footballer with a bigger chip on his shoulder than Rio is his despicable brother Anton, and he’s always been shit. Now you’re joining him on the scrapheap Rio, your days are numbered so lets see how arrogant you are now once Fergie inevitably casts you aside.

I love the way the London press are assuming Ledley King will replace him. Sure, for me King is a worthy successor, but again, he hardly filled me with confidence in the Mexico game either. I’d say it’s 50/50 who gets the nod to partner Terry between King and Carragher. And Terry shouldn’t be guaranteed anything anyway. I’m fed up of that c*** and his immunity to on the field antics – I refer of course to constant hounding of referee’s, not to mention what was by far the worst ‘tackle’ of last season at Wembley, which the Howard the Coward chose to ignore – don’t even get me started on him…and he is our refereeing representative!

How about this; partner King and Dawson in the middle. They’re there on merit, are in form and immediately have a good understanding, which was the one thing Terry and Rio had going for them.



"You're a cunt Webb"

"Yeah? Well at least I'm going to the World Cup unlike you and your bro, you useless, arrogant piece of shit"

KIH

Only 6 days left to go, I am officially KIH as of now at the sheer prospect of the greatest show on earth. It's been a really long 47 months, but now I am chomping at the bit.

So: Holiday Booked Off - check, Big Fuck-off HD TV - check, Crate of Beer - check, Panini Sticker Album - check (and almost complete).






KIH = Knob In Hand